Ever wanted to sew pure hatred into physical form? Now’s your chance. Learn the basics of hand sewing while unearthing the deepest ick in your rotten little soul. Then, channel that dark energy into crafting a hideous monster that represents the person you most despise.

Your wicked hosts: Laurie, “The Monster Lady”, and her sinister counterpart, “The Nega Monster Lady” Aliki, will guide you through this much-feared and highly requested Adult Arting Ritual Workshop.

No experience required—just bring your nastiest disposition. All supplies and cursed instructions will be provided.
Since we’re not summoning power tools from the netherworld, you are most welcome to bring along libations of your choice. 
Come for the sewing… stay for the delicious spite.